Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He'll be okay, but it's a good idea for us to monitor him for a while. In Australia two doses of vaccine are offered to children at 12 months of age (as measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine) and 18 months of age (as measles-mumps-rubella-varicella (MMRV) vaccine) under the National Immunisation Program. Dude, seriously, you'd better stop being so poor, or else I'm gonna start huckin' rocks atcha. Yeah. Try it. You have to split that with your brother. At other times, he's a childlike Chaste Hero who doesn't even understand … Children, what are you doing here? If I die from this, I'm taking you with me! Don't you know Kenny's sick with--? I'm sending homework to all the children who are out sick. Now, are there any questions? I remember frozen waffles with no side dishes. Don't you worry, Stanley, you're going to be okay. Going out and playing around with chickenpox almost killed you all. My daughter is in pretty bad shape. We sent the. She decides that Stan should get it while he's young, so she convinces the other parents to get all of them infected by sending Stan, Cartman, and Kyle to Kenny's house for a sleep over, since Kenny Uh, don't worry, Kyle. Right, right. When she finishes, their parents find them. I don't understand it. Terrance, you're giving up your ass for me? When Snook first received the script, written by Brisbane-based twins Michael and Peter Spierig, she jumped to the conclusion many others have done before and since. Mr. Garrison, I'm the only one here. Who? I know you're sick! You see, I spent a lot of time going to law school, and I was able to go because I have a slightly higher intellect than others. After the South Park pilot episode, " Cartman Gets an Anal Probe ", drew poor test audience results, Comedy Central requested a script for one more new episode before deciding whether or not to commit to a full series. Why?! The kids' parents only have their best interests at heart when they arrange for Stan, Kyle and Cartman to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. We're going down to-uhh Happy Burger for some milkshakes. While at the McCormick's house, Carol reveals that Stuart and Gerald used to be friends, but once Gerald was promoted and eventually became a lawyer, Stuart became poor. It won't be any easy death, either. Shelly gets chickenpox and is rushed to the hospital. In the ghetto, And his momma cried Gerald and Stuart's fishing trip goes horribly wrong. Symptoms usually develop 10–12 days after exposure to an infected person and last 7–10 days. 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The script was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with writer Trisha Nixon. Come on, fatass, we're gonna get 'em. You have to be, Well, there's old Frida down on Main Street. WEDNESDAY, June 3, 2015 (HealthDay News) -- Parents who cite "personal beliefs" to get their children exempted from routine vaccinations are typically white and well-to-do -- at least in California, a new study finds.. He's perfectly healthy. Eric Cartman has a surprising history with Heidi Turner that goes back quite a while.. Let's get them together! Noo, no. Description. Sono Bello 2.6. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole! Yeah, and then we're going to the movies. Come 'ere, Kitty! Just like you deceived our son into going to Kenny's; and that didn't work either! Category page. What the hell did I just do? What?! D-hude, this is gonna be so killer. Oh, uh, no thanks, I brought my own. Well, all I can say is, he's better have Nintendo. It is located here! Oh, Phillip, I'm so glad everything turned out for the better. You're just the only grownup we trust. Edit. But I still need people to pump my gas, and make my French fries, and fix my laundry machine when it breaks down. (Well, there's gonna be a bunch of rats until they put the freakin' ceiling in.). You see, chickenpox is a pretty normal thing for young children, but as you get older it becomes a more and more ferocious disease. Will this mean that I won't be able to fart anymore? Will you check my ass for abnormalities? Now Kevin, we ain't got enough for everybody. So how was it? And so, children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a policeman. Randy?! Chickenpo--? No way, dude. Damn it! Come on! It is said that "the poxwill be harder to cure if contracted as an adult, to the point of becoming potentially lethal.". What makes you think I would know anything about. Jefferson Davis Stan. Kenny's family's poor; they live in the ghetto. Well how come Kenny's family eats frozen waffles for dinner and has rats on the floor, and we have a big house and lots of food? Kenny's not really my friend, Ma. Policy Distribution System (PDS) All policy documents applicable to the NSW Health system are issued by the Ministry of Health through the Policy Distribution System. After Randy and Sharon discover how dangerous the disease is to older kids, they contact the other parents. It has to last a while. Cartman, our parents sent us over there to catch chickenpox from Kenny! Chickenpox (s02e10) Spookyfish (s02e15) Red Badge of Gayness (03e17) Quintuplets 2000 (s04e04) Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e05) How to Eat With Your Butt (s05e10) Kenny Dies (s05e13) Ladder To Heaven (s06e12) Best Friends Forever (s09e04) Sexual Healing (s14e01) Mysterion Rises (s14e12) Coon vs Coon and Friends (s14e13) The Poor Kid (s15e14) Where my Country Gone? Union Soldier Stan . When Cartman began to lead a Church in South Park at the end of the kids' third grade year, he attracted the attention of kids far and wide throughout the town including a girl named 'Marcy'. I wonder why our moms want us to sleep over at Kenny's so bad. My dad has five dollars on top of his dresser. Oh. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Stuart McCormick • You're a bitter old drunk, just like your father! "In the Ghetto" • Watch Episode. You see, Kyle, we humans work as a society, and in order for a society to thrive, we need gods, and clods. Don't you guys feel like brushing your teeth first? Wait a minute. Chickenpox. Mothers do it all the time. I don't give a rat's ass about him. Frida • Yes. Script • Argh! You just don't know how to use spices and stuff. You don't even do a marijuana episode, even though it is legalized in Colorado? Seasons 1 To 5 | Seasons 6 To 10 | Seasons 11 To 20 Season One: The 'School Days' song was a hit in 1907 and 1908, first recorded by Byron G. Harlan. In the ghetto In the ghetto, "My dad is the smartest guy in the whole wide world. Save job. Hey! The church ended up to be a get-rich-quick scheme resulting in her father's death. Come on, Stanley. "In the Ghetto" • We can't think of anything else to do. Hormone Imbalance Stan. South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet town, badly affecting Mr. Hankey. I don't know what else to do. "They have trees and Ewoks, and barbecues, which is why I like Endor more than America. Stan & Kyle: Friendly faces every where, humble folks without temtation. You're just jealous. We're doing an anal transplant. The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea into his lungs. The boys then admit that they were the ones who gave their parents herpes. I see. Your parents are here to see you, I'll send them in. We're gonna watch Terrance and Phillip. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mona Marshall. It's impossible. He has taught me that all poor people are actually things called clods. By Amy Norton HealthDay Reporter. I set the whole thing up. Has six different beers from local breweries. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Come on, dude. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods. Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado. This itches! Hells Pass Hospital • Oh, yeah, love it! "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" is the ninth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. Randy, hurry, he's burning up! In 2000, an outbreak of varicella occurred in 94.6% of 278 Araweté Indians, in the state of Pará, with 3% death (personnal communication). Well, I hope you boys learned your lesson. We're here to have a slumber party with Kenny. They're, Damn it, Stanley, you had us worried sick! We just want to be cautious and monitor her here. What am I supposed to do with frozen waffles, clamhead?! The 17th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on May 20, 1998. Gerald Broflovski • "I'm a Believer", Images • No, Kitty! What? South Park Transcripts. I wanna live in a world of only gods, so my idea to make America better is put all the poor people into camps. History Talk (0) Warning This ... Chickenpox; Child Abduction Is Not Funny; The China Probrem; Chinpokomon; Christian Rock Hard; Christmas Snow; The Cissy; City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) The City Part of Town; City Sushi; Clubhouses; Cock Magic; Conjoined Fetus Lady ; Coon 2: Hindsight; Coon vs. Coon and Friends; The Coon; Cow Days; … I don't know whats going on South Park, but I am getting pretty sick of your bullshit. He runs away before Sheila can explain. Well just be thankful we got you here in time. The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. And I'm pretty sure that strange little boy Kenny has the chickenpox right now. Not Mr. Garrison, Ma. Oh my God! Well, anyway, here's a pencil and some paper. That bitch! At Xingu National Park, a neighboring area, there was a varicella outbreak in 1999, reaching 5.8% of the inhabitants, 20% of whom were over 15 years of age. (KFC Episode doesn't count). Cartman, do you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago? They don't even have cable! What the hell does that have to do with American history? We've gotta get out of here. We have gods and clods. He is Kenny, Karen and Kevin's dad. You have been "Rehashing" all season. Since she is twelve years old, the disease has a short but very risky effect on her health. Sahay, remember that time we built the fort in your mom's back yard? The official script for " Chickenpox " was released by South Park Studios. Ooh, I have them somewhere else, poopiekins. Whatever happened to that old hunk o' junk? You got to go to that expensive community college. Did you boys have a good time fishing? Are there any other questions? Is another little hungry mouth to feed Something'll come along. Sheila hears them and secretly organizes a fishing trip for Stuart and Gerald. My God, I never knew chickenpox was such a dangerous illness. Infection control breach at Medsound Diagnostic Imaging Hornsby [20 January 2021]; Frequently asked questions (English) 常见问题 - 简体中文 (Simplified Chinese) Microbrew sampler from Aspen. No way, dude! Not too much, hon. I feel like I can write a better script than you guys have. All right, it's off to bed with you, young man. When I was a child, my mother had me go over to a little girl's house who had the chickenpox, just so I would get it. Kyle awakes at Hells Pass Hospital, with the other boys. Watch Episode. Created by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Brian Graden. We were wrong for deceiving you about it. Uhh... Well, class, I'm going to assign you all a paper. Yeah, yeah, I guess we were. This is like a third-world country. Best friends, and now we're going to share the same ass. You put 'em in the toaster and you cook 'em! Stuart? It's a good thing we got her to the hospital in time. S2 • E11. My dad says America needs both rich and poor to survive, but I have a better idea. Kenny gets chickenpox and the parents use this as an opportunity to have the other boys get it as well. "So this is how America works. Huh? When you're uh-unemployed, weekends are meaningless. Aware of how contagious the disease is, they arrange a sleepover at Kenny's house (as Kenny has the chickenpox at the time), and force the other boys to attend. ", Gerald Broflovski • It's my Urkel sleeping bag. Headin' up to South Park gunna see if I can't unwind Well, darling, I have to tell you something. After the sleepover, Stan and Cartman come down with chickenpox while Kyle has remained healthy. Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, ... Stan with Chickenpox (Hospital Gown) Stan with Chickenpox (Regular Clothes) Evil Stan and Kyle. Season 3. That's not crazy at all, Sharon. "I'm a Believer", Images • Chef tells them about Frida, an old prostitute, who may be willing to help them out for pay. Snoqualmie, WA +1 location • Remote. Layton Boys-Hope was 12 months old when he died from sepsis - a … Script • We got a ColecoVision hooked up to the black-and-white TV. Six came from Michipicoten Island and one from the Ontario mainland. This page covers Shout Outs found in South Park. "Chickenpox" is the tenth episode of Season Two, and the 23rd overall episode of South Park. Factsheets on infectious diseases. "I hope that one day America could be more like Endor, where the Ewoks live. Hells Pass Hospital • Frida • Bubbe, how would you like to spend the night at your friend Kenny's house again? It originally aired on August 26, 1998. So, Kyle, your dad's still bringing home those big, fat lawyer paychecks? Why would he invite me fishing and then turn into a complete bastard? It's some kind of parental conspiracy. Lyrics to 'South Park Theme' by South Park. Isn't it coool? Kyle talks to his father about his friendship with Kenny's dad. Our parents are trying to. "Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods, Chickenpox (Season 2, Episode 10) - Episode Guide, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Chickenpox?oldid=429190. Oh, yes. Your daughter never had the chickenpox as a little child, I take it? Well, because Kenny's family doesn't have as much money as we do. Well that's too bad. And, uh Stuart, I think I owe you an apology. NSW Health is again warning passengers on an international flight to be alert for signs and symptoms of measles, after a woman, who acquired the infection while visiting family in the Philippines, was diagnosed with the infection.The woman was infectious during her flight from Singapore arriving at Sydney International Airport on 22 January. I guess it's much better to get it when you're young. He really is a sick weirdo. Workplace culture; Diversity Inclusion Belonging; Workforce planning and culture Damn, you sound pretty sick. You know, your husband and mine used to work together as teenagers. They couldn't connect with each other as much, since their lives were so different, and inevitably, they stopped speaking to each other. Just half my ass. I don't think it's very healthy to sleep with rats. Give me some of that calamine lotion, Cartman. Their parents visit and explain why they tried to give them chickenpox. It's true. You know, most people don't realize that chickenpox is actually a form of herpes. Kyle discovers that his parents lied to him and intended for him to get chickenpox. It's our only hope. That's a-- Wait a minute. But if they were such good friends it seems silly that they don't even talk anymore. Hu hu hu hu heh yeah. Going down to South Park gunna leave my woes behind Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR! ; Max from Sam & Max: Freelance Police.Sometimes, he's making lewd sexual come-ons and innuendo about sadomasochism, masturbation and drug use. Stanley? The episode was an elaborate April Fools' Day prank on South Park fans, who were waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father after the cliffhanger ending of the first season finale "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut". No thanks. Then, Kyle finally gets chickenpox and faints on the ground. They knew that staying at Kenny's house would get us sick, and they made us do it anyway. Yehah, well, unfortunately my husband is a washed-up hunk of shit! Then you try to swallow his spit and say "ookie mouth" at the same time. So I could be sitting in the hospital waiting to die, like Stan?! Uhco-uh, come on in, I was jus' makin' dinner. Oh they jus' grew apart, I guess. They all laugh over the whole situation until Kenny suddenly dies from chickenpox. We don't have a Nintendo. As he chokes for breath, the pox will move through his inner ear into his brain, making him think he's David Duchovny. They do this to prevent the children from catching it at a later age where it can be worse or even deadly. Oh they wuz best friends; you couldn't separate 'em. Just use a little bit of that stuff, hon. ", No I don't understand it, Dr. Schwartz, he's. He didn't invite you. No, it means that you won't be able to live anymore. The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. Stan's humongous smile and floating hearts … The boys talk to Frida and pay her to contaminate their parents' things so that they will get sick too. Let's just have a slumber party here. I don't know what they're planning next, but it can't be good! He's been over at Kenny's house three days in a row and still hasn't caught the chickenpox. " Chickenpox " " Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods " "Chickenpox" is the tenth episode of Season Two, and the 23rd overall episode of South Park. No, no, bubbe, it's loads of fun. She has a. The boys' mothers each deliberately try to give them chickenpox from a sleepover at Kenny's, who has chickenpox. Initial symptoms typically include fever, often greater than 40 °C (104 °F), cough, runny nose, and inflamed eyes. South Park. Well I don't know. It's chickenpox. Haha--. It took us damn near two years to finish it. It is located here! First, you let Kenny spit in your mouth. How would you boys like to have a little slumber party at your friend Kenny's house tonight? They ask him how they can get revenge on their parents, and give them herpes. I haven't done it for a while, though. Cowboy Stan. Well, that's the problem. That son of a bitch! However, if she was older, she would've been under more critical conditions. 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need At Kenny's house, Kyle is forced to do many unusual things by Sheila in order for him to get chickenpox. Well, your teacher sent this stuff over for you to do while you're sick. No way, dude! They'll have to turn in a paper, too. Now moving on all fours and wheezing uncontrollably, his cellular structure will regress into a gelatinous mass of--. The parents decide that the boys should get the disease while they're young. Anyone in NSW born during or after 1966 who does not have evidence of measles immunity, can access free MMR from general practitioners. Are you guys having a meeting or something? You have rats in your house, too, Kenny?! Hey Dad. Extras • So tell me if I'm crazy, but I started thinking that we should. Plus, I have to get my parents back just as much as you do. No-no-no-no. Season 4. Does everybody have to do it, or just me? Hahah. Uh, that's a good question, Kyle. The good news is, you have a clean bill of health. You. Chinpokomon Soldier Stan. The doctor explains to Mrs. Marsh that it can be worse for children when they get older. Customer Service Representative/Call Center new. Romantic Relationships Ex-Girlfriend. Everyone else has chicken herpes. Yyup, it looks like you've got chickenpox alright. Well you get it by sharin' relations with somebody who already has it. They get into a fight and return home. Stuart McCormick is an out-of-work alcoholic who frequently abuses his wife. Summary: Shelly gets chicken pox and has to be hospitalized. Aawwww! Stuart McCormick • I'm sure your husband's a fine man. After he comes down with it he overhears his mother on the phone with the doctor. Are you sure you stayed over at Kenny's house? I can't believe you gave us herpes. The resulting script for "Weight Gain 4000" helped the network decide to pick up the show. Going down to South Park, gunna have myself a time. Well at least I'm not gonna die from it like. You little rascals! (s19e02) The City Part … The theme of the paper will be, "How I would make America better.". Now get your buns out here! What kind of sick weirdo is he? Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Chickenpox/Script?oldid=429141. But we've been playing for eight hours. Well, you certainly have aab- humble home, Mrs. McCormick. Boys, you're going to sleep over at Kenny's, and that's final. Getting Gay With Kids Stan. Chef makes some money by selling his chocolate salty balls. A couple watched their baby die from chickenpox after doctors allegedly failed to spot the infection. Oh my God. You had rich parents. You write playwrights and so many scripts yet you can't create a good 21 minute episode? It sucked ass! It originally aired on August 26, 1998.. ", Mom, answer that! The park in Michigan on Lake Superior now has 15 wolves following the transfer of seven from Canada over the weekend. Now, Stanley, I know at your age teachers can seem cold and heartless, but later, you'll understand that he did this for your own good. Extras • Upon finding out, the boys plot revenge. I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts! Can you believe it, Phillip? Measles is a highly contagious infectious disease caused by measles virus. Nothin'. Well I think you need to spend more time with your friends. Please also refer to the NSW Health media releases page for important public health information and warnings.. January 2021. Let's just get in our sleeping bags and get this night over with. Oh no, I must have caught it from Kenny last night. It says on the bottle that too much can be bad. Kyle's parents organize another sleepover that night for Kyle. And have Shelly kick my ass? I can't say "ookie mouth" and have Kenny spit down my throat at the same time. 08/26/1998. Robert Redford decides to move the Sundance Film Festival from Park City, Utah, to South Park. So, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman spend the night with Kenny. Endor is very cool. ...and then the doctor said that it's much worse as you get older. There seems to be a small epidemic going around. Give your sister a kiss and then we have to go. Kids, Daddy and I are gonna be right back, okay? Meanwhile, the boys ask Chef for advice. Say, Terrance? Kenny, honey, if you're going to sneeze, sneeze on them. I realize that I shouldn't be so cold towards people that are less fortunate than me. It's cool.". " Ike's Wee Wee/Script " The official script for " Chickenlover " was released by South Park Studios. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. 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